Quotes from Chelsea Handler

There was never a moment when I was like, 'I'm going to enter the public conversation on the importance of female nudity.'

I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.

They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.

If you can't trust your coke dealer, who can you trust?

People are following me because they want to see pictures of me. So why is Instagram editing them?

When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything.

As you get older, then you finally come back around full circle when you don't give a s - anymore and you decide I'm going to just tell the truth to everybody. I don't give a s - if anybody likes me.

I was broke from 19 to 26, borrowing money from my parents or my brothers or sisters every week to pay the bills.

Men are always like, 'You're so intimidating.' I don't find myself to be. But whatever - I'm not going to try to be less intimidating. It's just a matter of finding a guy who's able to deal with it.

Jennifer Aniston is one of the most down-to-earth, low-key people I know.

There's a difference between racism and people making a joke about something. There is true racism going on, and people should be able to identify what that is, comparatively.

You should always speak your mind, and be bold, and be obnoxious, and do whatever you want and don't let anybody tell you to stop it.

I try not to apologize, especially publicly. That's a slippery slope, because I'm a comedian. If you take anything I'm saying too seriously, then you shouldn't be paying attention in the first place. If you find me offensive, don't follow me.

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.

I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.

It's unfiltered conversation and I love it. I also like to argue with children, so it's the perfect platform for me.

I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.

You can't fast-forward heartbreak, and you can't rewind love - and that's just one big bummer.

I have a huge impact with young girls. Young women. That's my demographic.

I was the youngest of six kids, and my brothers and sisters were kind of a lot older than me. And the one sister that was, like, in a close age range - she was five years older than me. She was my closest sister in age, and she was a loser.

As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha's Vineyard, and I was always topless. All the pictures are of me in jean shorts, no shirt - with my brothers, playing football.

I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.

Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.