Quotes from Yogi Berra

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.

The future ain't what it used to be.

Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.

If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

It ain't over 'til it's over.

When you come to a fork in the road take it

The future ain't what it used to be.

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don't think I could eat eight.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

90% of the game is half mental.

I never said most of the things I said.

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

Deja Vu All Over Again

Okay you guys, pair up in threes!

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

We're lost, but we're making good time.