Quotes from Yogi Berra

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

He [Steve McQueen] must have made that before he died.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."

On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.

Prediction is very hard, particularly when it's about the future.

The future is not what it used to be.

Making predictions is tough. Especially for the future.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

I never said most of the things I said.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

This is like deja vu all over again