Quotes from Yogi Berra

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain't got no place to put you. He's going to get that ball around there somewhere. He don't want to walk you.

I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

You give ioo percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough, in the second half you give what's left.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You can't think and hit at the same time.

The game isn't over until it's over.

I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

What makes a good man?

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.

I'm glad I was in the Navy.

I really didn't say everything I said.

50% of all married people are women

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.

I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.

It gets late early out there.