Quotes from Yogi Berra

You can see a lot by just looking.

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself.

The future ain't what it used to be.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's going to stop them.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

It gets late early out there.

It was déjà vu all over again.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

I really didn't say everything I said.

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

I don't mean to be funny.

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.

Baseball is 90 mental, the other half is physical.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.

Slump I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.