Quotes About Expression

I make sure that my pictures are not too erotic and that they always have a trace of humor. I make sure they are 'in good taste.' Either you understand it or not.

I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died.

Writer's block is only a failure of the ego.

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."

A spoonful of humor makes the message go down easier.

Comedy is so hard to do, so it was very cool to do dead pan humor.

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.

If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels.

Improvisation is just writing in front of an audience.

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word.

Jazz can be so serious, no sense of humor.

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up.

I failed to fulfill what should have been an interesting role. I couldn't take their formula and bring what I had, my humor, my ideas, and make it my own.

It's a very important skill set for an actor to be able to bring the humor into any moment, whether you're doing drama or comedy.

You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.