Quotes About Expression

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.

Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing.

That isn't writing at all, it's typing.

Humor is important in everything. Dress with a little humor and you can go a long way.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

Another day gone and no jokes.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

The tongue is the only instrument that gets sharper with use.

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred.

To stimulate creativity one must develop childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition.

Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face.

We laugh, that we may not cry.

Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives. The English reading public explains the reason why.

English is my second language. Laughter is my first.

Some people say, "Never let them see you cry." I say, if you're so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?