Quotes About Expression

I think art, at best, holds up a mirror to humanity.

Aliens didn't come down to Earth and give us technology. We invented it ourselves. Therefore it can never be alienating it can only be an expression of our humanity.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.

I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.

Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral.

You look as scary as a buttered muffin.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

But you shall not escape my iambics.

"No comment" is a comment.

People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.

Why do people always expect authors to answer questions? I am an author because I want to ask questions. If I had answers, I'd be a politician.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I had these slinky eyes and a sense of humor.