Quotes from Woody Allen

And don't imagine for a second when Dylan recites her narrative of abuse or watching the train go 'round, that I'm accusing her of deliberately lying. Like several doctors I have spoken to about this awful story, I am convinced she believes what was suggested to her and drummed into her for so many years. She and her brother Satchel were innocent kids, with Dylan particularly vulnerable. As one former prosecutor stated, doing this to her is the real crime.

but to pun on no less a maven than Blaise Pascal, "The art has its reasons, which reason knows nothing of.

La vida esta llena de soledad, miseria, sufrimiento, tristeza y, sin embargo, se acaba demasiado deprisa.

death is not in opposition to life but a natural part of it...

But her favorite birthday memories were at Serendipity

If I died right now I couldn't complain—and neither would a lot of other people.

I'd rather hurt Lee a little, than destroy Hannah.

Mrs. Vreeland always said, style, not fashion.

I did not suggest this story of Mia coaching. It was a conclusion the Yale investigation brought up.

When it came to beautiful women, he had always seen himself as the plaintiff, a seller wandering ineptly through a buyer's market.

Suddenly, he heard a horrible sound and realized it was his own voice.

Love and Death had been a broad comedy. Eisenstein and Tolstoy in cartoon.

My GPS, accurate as a racetrack tout, steered me off course, and instead of heading toward Bucks County, I was approaching Niagara Falls.

each thread can transmit electrical currents…so that Americans will one day…be able to recharge their cellphones with their polo shirts…. Technologically Enabled Clothing…has developed [a vest that conceals]…a "hydration system," a back pocket for a water bottle with a straw running through the vest's collar

Only Hollywood studio head Harvey Nagila. Nagila was a quadrillionaire from his Oscar-winning film, Naked Coed Zombies from Pluto.

When she grew up, no drinking her orange juice or chocolate milk out of glasses that were once Yahrzeit candles.

We titled it Anhedonia, which is a psychological symptom wherein one cannot experience pleasure.

Finally, there's a very different perspective one has when you view something as an innocent person rather than what a guilty man must go through. You relish the close looks and investigations rather than fear them, because you have nothing to hide. You're eager to take the lie detector test rather than ducking it.

By now I had taken to sauteing my Xanax for culinary variety

I'm not cynical, or am I?" she said. "I think I still have most of my illusions.

You'll hate me, but I don't like pets. Naturally, I don't like being bitten and I hate being shed on, licked, or barked at.

Hey—is your play also so pessimistic?" "O'Neill is my strongest influence." "He got his vision from Nietzsche," she said.

If you read the Passover story carefully, in the part about the ten plagues, right after locusts, frogs, and boils, they mention bikes.)

Stacey was sharp and educated, and I recommended a book to her. She claims it was Kafka, and that sounds like the kind of fun guy I was.