Quotes About Evolution

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicine as we used to know it.

Old florists never die. They just make other arrangements.

I'm not 17 anymore. I still have some of the same sort of anger, but I have a sense of humor about it... a sense of being constructive with that anger.

Opposable thumbs are overrated.

You're not a book person. And now you're not an internet person? What does that leave you?

You're all here. Mixed in a bit with some of my cells. May have to redefine our relationship after this.

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.

Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end.

Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.

Forget UNIX - it will be gone in 5 years.

Hm. Didn't you use to be a lot smaller?""Yes, " said Jinx. "Because I used to be six.

Seasoned digital daters are like lions who have had their prey killed, butchered, and served to them on a tray in their artificial habitat for so long that they've forgotten how to hunt.

come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon

The old Televisions had an off switch.

Caterpillars can fly, if they just lighten up.

Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality.

It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.

In 6,000 years of storytelling, [people have] gone from depicting hunting on cave walls to depicting Shakespeare on Facebook walls.

When out fossil hunting, it is very easy to forget that rather than telling you how the creatures lived, the remains you find indicate only where they became fossilized.

We have to see today in light of the transition, say, from hunting and gathering to agriculture, and from agriculture to industry, and from industry to post-industry. We're in an epoch transition.

Football is a thinly disguised re-enactment of hunting; we played it before we were human.

God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.

The evolution theory is purely the product of the imagination.