Quotes from Seth Grahame-Smith

He was a cowboy with the soul of a poet. To this day, he is the most American American I've ever met.

The more precious His gift," said Henry, "the more anxious God for its return.

Captivated by youth and beauty, and that appearance of good humour which youth and beauty generally give

Of all weapons in the world, I now know love to be the most dangerous. For I have suffered a mortal wound. When did I fall so deeply under your spell, Ms. Bennet? I cannot fix the hour or the spot or the look or the words which lay the foundation. I was in the middle before I knew I began." Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

vorrei che la mia collezione fosse più vasta, per piacere vostro e per soddisfazione mia personale, ma sono un gran pigrone e, benchè non abbia molti libri, ne ho sempre più di quanti riesca a leggere.

A Strange Eastern Light "During the time of King Herod, Wise Men from the east came and asked, 'Where is the one who has been born king of the Jews? We saw his star when it rose and have come to worship him.'" —Matthew 2:1

Mess with Texas. No live human being could mess with Texas. If you succeed in messing with Texas, it's a sure bet you're as dead as a Junebug in July.

We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others.

Talvez todos mereçamos ir para o inferno, mas alguns merecem ir antes dos outros.

I didn't like my father all that much," said the admiral. "But before he died, he gave me a piece of advice. The only one that ever really made a difference in my life. 'Hug your children,' he said. 'Kiss your mothers and fathers, your brothers and sisters. Tell them how much you love them, every day. Because every day is the last day. Every light casts a shadow. And only the gods know when the darkness will find us.

According to the laws of early twenty-first century cinema, anyone speaking Japanese is in a horror movie. If

Judge us not equally, Abraham. We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others.

Look at what you've done" he said after a sickened silence. "You've killed us" "On the contrary... I've killed him." "More will come." Abe had already begun to walk away. "Then I shall need more stakes.

Men have enslaved each other since they invented gods to forgive them for doing it.

And so I wrote this book as a tribute to these most pathetic of creatures, in hopes that I might succeed in two noble pursuits: 1) helping even one person meet the horror movie odds, and 2) avoid being evicted from my apartment for back rent.

It is too much." "At

Determination, of course, being nothing more than anger with brakes and a steering wheel.

The true rule, in determining to embrace, or reject anything, is not whether it have any evil in it; but whether it have more of evil, than of good. There are few things wholly evil, or wholly good. -Abraham Lincoln, in a speech in the House of Representatives June 20th, 1848

What he found were "a few brilliant beacons in a fog of fools.

I have no more fear of hell, for I have this day seen it with my own eyes.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. Never was this truth more plain than during the recent attacks at Netherfield Park, in which a household of eighteen was slaughtered and consumed by a horde of the living dead..

Any man who has seen the face of death knows better than to seek him out a second time.

The true rule, in determining to embrace, or reject any thing, is not whether it have any evil in it; but whether it have more of evil, than of good. There are few things wholly evil, or wholly good." -- Abraham Lincoln, Original Quote

Someone gave it to me as a gift." Yikes. Getting a book called How to Survive a Horror Movie as a gift? That's like your spouse signing you up for life insurance "which you'll probably never even need.