Quotes from Adam Sandler

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.

I don't know what drives me to succeed.

I know I want to always do the best I can.

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.