Quotes About Maturity

I'm a person who gets better with practice. Getting older is awesome - because you get more practice.

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

We grow neither better or worse as we get old, but more like ourselves.

Many foxes grow gray but few grow good.

Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.

Old age hath yet his honour and his toil.

If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.

I don't think I'm going to get so mature that I lose touch with the whatever wounded part of myself that feels the need to be funny. I'm already old enough that I realize that's not going to happen.

As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I'm married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny anymore. I threw them out of my act.

I try to think of something catchy to say, but there's nothing but irritation that something that was funny yo an eleven-year-old boy is still funny to a seventeen-year-old one.

David Sedaris wrote in one of his books that people like to make children into little grown-ups, which to him is about as funny as a dog in sunglasses.

I may be irresponsible but I am a good irresponsible.

Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is.

Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.

I squinted at her. "You're an adult." "You're an adult too." "But you're an older adult. You've had more practice." Mom leaned back and laughed.

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.

Life is funny, when you are young you want to be older and those that are older wish to be younger.

What are you boys doing?" she asks, as if we're still little kids messing around."Arguin', " Carlos says matter-of-factly.

I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake.