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Quotes About Healing

Humor was an antiseptic that cleaned the deepest of personal wounds.
~ Sherman Alexie
Though the doctors treated him, let his blood, and gave him medications to drink, he nevertheless recovered.
~ Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.
~ Steven Wright
I firmly believe that if the whole material medica, as now used, could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be better for mankind-and all the worse for the fishes.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort.
~ Joel McHale
Mirth is God's medicine.
~ Henry Ward Beecher
Humor is the fastest, fleetest way of giving -it can change pain to joy in a mere millisecond.
~ Stephen G. Post
You bruised my ego, you see, and there's just not enough money in the world to soothe my ego when it gets bruised
~ Jennifer Estep, Wasted
What humor allows you to do is to let the past go with less pain. It's a healing element. It releases some of the pain from the shotgun wound.
~ James McBride
Physicians must discover the weaknesses of the human mind, and even condescend to humor them, or they will never be called in to cure the infirmities of the body.
~ Charles Caleb Colton
Our bodies are always exposed to Satan. The maladies I suffer are not natural, but Devil's spells.
~ Martin Luther
One of the things that's often forgotten about drug rehabilitation, it's not a destiny. It's a journey.
~ Peter Hobson
Humor itself is a great disinfectant. It enables people to listen.
~ Robert Reich
Humor enables us to deal with and overcome many of the most painful and difficult situations in our lives.
~ Frederick Lenz
It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever.
~ Denis Leary
The humor is the sort born of ironic necessity; they use it to salve the wounds in insensitity.
~ Leah Hager Cohen
They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it's free, has no bad side effects and is available to EVERYONE.
~ Mindy Levy
If you can't forgive and forget, then pick one and do it ...
~ Jim Brault
Forthwith I crush this acid lemonFreeing myself of the malefic venomHither I let thee rottenLet my curse be forgotten.
~ Camilla Isley, I Wish for You
Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.
~ Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
Breaking up is hard to do. But, bustin him in the head ain't that easy, either.
~ Lois Greiman, One Hot Mess
Peter remained on friendly terms with Christ notwithstanding Christ's having healed his mother-in-law.
~ Samuel Butler
After we deal and heal...NOT A A SHRED OF EVIDENCE EXISTS THAT LIFE IS SERIOUS.....Jan Marshall
~ Jan Marshall
Wisdom of the Ages: "Forgiveness" Steroids for the Soul.
~ Matthew Heines