Quotes About Comfort

Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.

I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort.

My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.

I'm going to find whoever is responsible for me sleeping out side with outside without pillows and kick them in the shins!-Enna

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha

Home is important. Its important to have a home.

Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.

Hookers don't like to snuggle.

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

There is nothing like a comfortable adventure to put people in a good humor. . .

Beans are a warm cloak against economic cold.

I like the smell of my Grandma's soap - I used to sit in the bath and eat it.

Nothing mitigates the throes of depression like a steaming plate of spaghetti and meatballs with marinara sauce and grated parmasan cheese, with a good fresh bread to wipe up.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

Thus, hanging around in our towels (and those weird disposable underpants) was no big deal.

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.

Come on, it is a guest bedroom! If you want your guests to feel at home, they should be allowed to do whatever they do at home!

It's hard to get a hug wrong.

When all else fails...try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn't work...have another.

Come on, there's no one there. You want coffee?" Tess asked."Yeah, sure, why not? I'm only on the brink of a nervous breakdown. I don't imagine why caffeine wouldn't help this situation.

If this is where you ask me to run around in my birthday suit, I'm not entirely comfortable with that, " I said, smirking.