Quotes About Humor

I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.

Boys... You're all idiots" - Carlaine

Frog backward is GO RF.

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.

I'll pun him so many puns that even his arrogance will finally be expunged.

Em breve, o sociólogo e o historiador, eles também filhos da Formalidade, esquecerão o riso ácido, a zombaria sutil, o humor que sente os pólos em confronto. Então o mundo volverá à solenidade, à gravidade, irremediavelmente mergulhado no lado do qual extrairá as regras, as normas e as leis de conduta

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone."—Reba McEntire

To succeed in life you need three things; a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.

To succeed in life you need three things: A back bone; A wish bone; A funny bone.

Growing up, you see movies, and the big person is always the butt of a joke or the funny best friend, or they lose weight, and that's when they become redeemable.

I have no butt, none of the men in my family do.

With '3 Mics', there's nothing I'm talking about that's too hot button.

America: It's like Britain, only with buttons.

I have two belly buttons.

I'm not buying a boat because of writing skits.

I feel like if I'm going to give you a book about my dad, then I really want to give you my dad, because he is interesting and he is funny and if you're buying a book about him, I don't want you to have to sit through stuff that's not him.

I don't even see it as cable TV anymore. I've been called 'Larry the Cable Guy' for so long, I don't even think about it being about cable. I don't know anything about cable.

I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.

We can't laugh quite as much on camera, but we sure do on the set.

Funny is funny, whether you have three cameras or one.

Bobby Heenan was as quick-witted off the cameras as he was on the camera and just as funny. A great guy and I just thought the world of him as a person.

Yes, well, you are quite camp, so I guess that he could see the point of you.

'Camp' sort of means you don't know what you're doing, and we know what we're doing.

My family always laugh at me because they all camp and I'm definitely not a camper!