Quotes About Expression

If you decide to do Hamlet in a funny hat staged in a ruined factory, it doesn't make you Shakespeare.

I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like.

A reader should be able to identify a column without its byline or funny little picture on top purely by look or feel, or its turgidity ratio.

I don't want to be the funny girl or the serious girl. I would hope to touch on all different genres and all different types of characters, which I think I've been lucky enough to do, so far.

The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

It's funny that you [Zachary Quinto] did a monologue from Pounding Nails in the Floor With My Forehead. I did the same thing for my university when I went to USC.

Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.

what would you call this haircut?"arthur.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

My childhood was a drag show!

I have a bad grammar, but I do have a good message in it.

I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while, " he grunted, "It relaxes me.""It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.

Can you be a girl for a few seconds?""I'm always a girl" I frown."You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying girl"I twirl my hair around my finger. "Kay.

The human body is the best work of art.

Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!" Dee shrieked. "My eyes!

What sort of look are you going for?" Damn, how did he answer this? "Something…normal, " he finally said.

What are you doing here?"All right, he was standing in front of an easel, holding a paint palette and brush. "Taxidermy?" he responded with just a touch of his own sarcasm.

Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.

However, if you do start crying in an argument and someone asks why, you can always say, "I'm just crying because of how wrong you are.

What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name

Me neither, " Shane put in. "Homie don't play that.""I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all, " Amelie said.

I wish my nose would blow me for once.