Quotes About Expression

I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.

Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck you Grandpa.' instead.

People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life.

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.

I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don't understand.

Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.

Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or am I miserable because listen to pop music?

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Ooooh Miss Laaaady...

Im too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I dont know.

Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it is better to absolutely ridiculus than absolutely boring.

The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up.