Quotes About Expression

because everyone knew that saying it out loud made it true.

If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I'd be so screwed.

Is it for fuck's sake or for fuck sakes?" she asked the room. "It's a work email, so it has to sound professional.

but even he knew that fine didn't mean fine. The scale went great, good, okay, not okay, I hate you, fine.

Most of my wrinkles are from laughter, except for these right between my eyebrows. These are my 'WTF' lines and those suckers are deep, all given to me by our family dinners.

What the flip?

Mudderfudder

Motherforker!

The tongue's the sole muscle in your body that's attached at only one end.

I think of my work as this kind of holy trinity — funny, dirty, sad. It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny. It's really easy to do sad, you just put on some sad music and write dramatically — everybody can do that. It's really hard to get dirty right.

Can anyone calculate the dollar amount that has been spent to put duct tape over women's mouths in comparison to the amount these companies have paid women to write or direct? I want to compare the money spent on quieting every unspoken truth against every unsold screenplay, unpublished article, and rejected application.

Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.

There aren't any magical words, really. Words just hold the magic.

I can't believe I'm about to say this, I said. So think real careful about where this is coming from. Have you people ever considered *talking* when you've got a problem?

My imagination needs therapy.

No," she said. "You are not Patrick Swayze. I am not Demi Moore." She touched a switch on the little box and it started ticking. "And this sure as hell isn't pottery class.

It's not everyone who can teach you something about faith without saying a word to do it.

That...that bitch.

She was also mad. Loopy as a crochet convention.

I like complaining. It's every soldier's sacred right

I leaned closer and gave her the look I usually save for rampaging demons and those survey people at malls.

yes, I can in fact capitalize any words I desire. The language is English. I am English. Therefore mine is the opinion which matters, colonial heathen.

Ebenezar blinked . Then he turned his face to me his expression clearly asking whether or not I was out of my damned mind . Wile E. Coyote I said to him soberly . Suuuuuuper Genius