Quotes from Alyssa Day

That seems to be another habit of yours. I get broken, and you fix it.

A tiger, an alligator, and a redneck walked into my pawnshop.

Nothing said "successful business" like an old, dusty, busted, duct-taped taxidermied alligator.

Who is Justin Bieber, and why is his hair poisonous to small girls?" It was a long time before he could stop laughing hard enough to answer her.

There's just no accounting for evil and meanness, and we can't judge a species by a few bad apples.

Always you, since the moment I first lay my hands on you to heal that bullet wound. Since I fell inside your soul. Don't you know that by now, Quinn?

Jeremiah had said Dead End was like New York, but with fewer naked cowboys. I'd responded that New York was like Dead End, but with fewer gator wranglers.

Tess, someone just dumped a dead body at your back door." "Not again," I moaned. He whirled around. "Not again? What the hell does that mean?" My knees gave out, and I collapsed back against the counter. "That's how I found Jeremiah.

Monsters never get the princess in real life, but I'm selfish enough to want to keep you near me for as long as I can.

Quinn," Alaric said quietly. "His aim is to ignite your temper. Perhaps you might allow me the chance to assist you this one time?" "Fine, but you seem to be making a habit of it," she shot back. "We can discuss that later, too. Be my guest."

He shot across the dark and dank room and gently lowered her slight body, which seemed to weigh almost nothing, until she stood with her back to the wall, as he called a shield of water to block her from any danger.

The rebel leader and the priest.

Emotion kicked logic's ass. He was going after Quinn.

Alaric, go after her. Since Daniel forced the blood bond on her, Quinn has been different. Lost. She deserves better than for you to abandon her and, priest or no, you know it.

Something in Alaric's chest tightened painfully at the thought of Quinn, but he refused to allow it to overcome him. She would be fine. She had to be fine. If Quinn were to die, he would have no reason to continue existing.

I don't care about his quest for redemption. I don't want him anywhere near Quinn," Alaric snarled. "I will leave for St. Louis as soon as we adjourn this meeting."

I'd leave, too, if I'd been held hostage against my ovaries for all that time. I'd have done more than just leave a few people unconscious behind me, too.

Oh, I'm sure an apology will help," Riley said, rolling her eyes. "Hey, we're sorry we stole the past eleven thousand years of your life, here's a gold watch. Have a nice day.

You mean, you didn't see the woman you're ass-over-priestly-teakettle in love with?

Dude. Message understood. But you call me Your Highness again, and I'll kick your ass.

She was in trouble, and he was turning into a horny lecher. He was going to the special hell.

Ven has chronic mouth-runs-faster-than-his-brain syndrome, as we all know, but none is better in a fight. I doubt he'd serve Atlantis so well as a preening bird.

we need to find every single jewel lost from Poseidon's trident, so Atlantis can rise to the surface and take her place in the world.

It took a rare person to appreciate a good Elmer Fudd line.