Quotes from William Thomas

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.

Even though this mysterious ninja is evil, I think he is sooo cool.

If there are sixty minutes in one hour, and there are twenty dogs in the car, how long does it take an owl to fly around the school and eat a lollipop?" OMG! This is sooo boring!

My name is Blake Turner, and I have been recruited by the super awesome Ninja Spy Agency to become a real ninja spy.

You are the first one, so we are your servants," another replies. "That makes sense," agrees another clone.

Fred loves a good selfie. He's got a selfie with the Pyramids, the Eiffel Tower, and the White House. Of course, that was before the Evil Shadow changed them. But my favorite selfie was when a monkey threw poo at Fred. That was a classic.

But my favorite selfie was when a monkey threw poo at Fred.

Blake, I know you don't live on Butt St, Uranus.

If we don't start playing better on defense, it's going to be hard. We can't just sit there and win shootouts.

Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.