Quotes from Amy Neftzger

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

Reality can be very boring.

A library is the only single place you can go to learn something new, be comforted, terrified, thrilled, saddened, overjoyed, or excited all in one day. And for free.

It takes darkness inside of a person to see it in others.

Magic is always there. Sometimes it just takes an artist to find it and show the rest of us where to look.

Opinions are a useless currency

Memories are not always the best measure of things.

People experience books so very differently.

I didn't like the looks of those other grave robbers. You were the first women who's noticed me in years and I thought you were beautiful." "Are you flirting?" "If I were alive, perhaps," he replied, "but as it is, I don't think we could be more than friends.

It takes a woman to get a job done right. Some men can't even die properly without the help of a woman.

Words often outlive the people who create them.

Fortune frowns as often as he smiles, and you don't want to be in his line of sight when he does.

Do you believe that evil and tragedy are always planned? You don't think Fortune has anything to do with it?

Truth is a broken mirror, but it can still help anyone to see clearly.

How long have you been here?" "I don't know. You just stole my watch," he said with a shrug.

Sometimes the most appropriate response to an attack is to not engage, especially in situations where your own words may be used as weapons against you.

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.

The worst kind of brokenness is the kind that you don't know you have.

Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.

When Death laughs, no one else does

Time is the wave upon the shore. It takes some things away, but it brings other things.

Words and magic are two powerful forces that can change the world.

There are no miracles on Mondays.