Quotes from Al Murray

Louis Pasteur, the great scientist, said "chance favours the prepared mind", which is a posh way of saying 'do your homework', but it's an excellent piece of advice.

"The harder you work, the luckier you get" is true in all things.

You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency.

I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.