Quotes from Al Goldstein

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged.

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.