Quotes from Al Bernstein

A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.

Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.

Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.

If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many.

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.

A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.

Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.

Sometimes "the fool who rushes in" gets the job done.

Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

To the victor belong the responsibilities.