Quotes from Yakov Smirnoff

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

I came to America to make it my home, and I did.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

There's depth in my comedy.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

As Americans after 9/11, we're much more united, together as a nation, and we got stronger, better, and more at peace. By peace, I mean the harmony you can feel in our united determination to fight these terrorists and killers.

People in Tulsa are totally friendly; the crowds are very nice.

Never having alone time is real tough on people.

To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.

We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.