Quotes from Jack Nicholson

Here comes Johnny!

Never rub another mans rhubarb

If you get an impulse in a scene, no matter how wrong it seems, follow the impulse. It might be something and if it ain't--take two!

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Go sell crazy someplace else; we're all stocked up." (Melvin Udall aka Jack Nicholson, 1997)

Don't look so scared.

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide.

There is love, and everything else is staring into the abyss.

I envy people of faith. I'm incapable of believing in anything supernatural.

I certainly knew my father. He just didn't happen to be my biological father.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bi....