Quotes from Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Who is most deserving of all of the money that I, Zlatan, am paid? The answer is Zlatan.

One time I got dressed in all black, Rambo-style, and took a massive pair of bolt-cutters and nicked a military bike.

I am happy in Paris.

I know I'm good enough. I don't need to show it to you. Either you know who I am, or you don't.

I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am.

Never judge a person if you don't know him.

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin

Only God knows You're talking to him now.

I will not look back and say, 'I should have played in England.'

Best player I ever played against? I mean, I played against many, many good players, so I don't know who to keep. I would say Ronaldo the Fenomeno.

My father is from Bosnia, and my mother is from Croatia, but I was born in Sweden.

When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari, you put premium petrol in the tank, you hit the motorway, and you step on the gas.

It is nice to know that even David Beckham doesn't have good taste in everything.

When I started to play football, when I was around 15, 16, I remember the players that played on the national team and noticed that it was only typically Swedish guys.

An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.

Every player needs a little time to adjust to new teammates and the mentality of the coach when you change clubs.

Whenever life's at a standstill, I need some action.

Wherever I go, people recognize me, call my name, cheer me.

Some coaches prefer players who will just do whatever he tells them to. It's like, if you're at school with a load of 10-year-old boys and you tell them to jump, everyone will start to jump. But the intelligent boy will ask, 'Why should I jump? Why?' That can be difficult for a lot of coaches, and I understand that.

I'm not someone who feels settled.

People often write after they finish their career, or they don't play anymore, or they are not anymore active. So I say, why do that? And let's do it differently.

I always put myself second - I like to make others happy.

When people criticize me, instead of putting my head down, it gives me energy to do even more.

I'm used to having a camera in my face but not a camera following me.