Quotes from Kurt Vonnegut

A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.

There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him.

If somebody says, ''I love you,'' to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol-holder requires? ''I love you, too. ''