Quotes from Ann Coulter

The first time I heard 'Sharknado,' I thought it was a late-night infomercial for a new vacuum cleaner. Could have swore I ordered one once. Then I found out what it was and remembered that I grew up reading the 'Sharknado' novels.

There's never a recession if you work for the government.

Gays are the molecular opposites of blacks.

Liberals decided it's much better not to play outraged with me anymore. I sell lots of books that way.

Contempt is the emotion we feel for an opponent whose arguments are too formidable to refute.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

The Dead's best venues were the outdoor concerts. I've been to a few, including one outside of Kansas City on the Fourth of July, but my fave was Shoreline Amphitheatre - a beautiful outdoor arena built on a landfill.

It has taken centuries to create the freest, fairest, most prosperous societies in the world, and there have been lots of studies about this.

If you attack the Clintons publicly, make sure all your friends know that you are not planning suicide, that you're not careless when you drive a car.

Ted Kennedy says that our policy in Iraq is adrift. Hmmm. Maybe like a car adrift in the water after its has gone over a bridge?

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

I don't really understand the point about carping about every casualty, every bombing, every death. War is hell. That's why people say war is hell.

I support guns and I support the death penalty. Half of my interviews are convincing liberals they're not liberal.

As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.

A false argument should be refuted, not named. That's the basic idea behind freedom of speech. Arguments by name-calling, rather than truth and light, can generally be presumed fraudulent.

If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.