Quotes from Andy Jones

If it doesn't hurt, it doesn't count!

A man's flight is in itself sufficient reason for the presumption of his guilt.

I am the most forgiving of men… but standards must be maintained!

Scourge and purge!

I like a man who takes his violence seriously.

What have I done? If I have killed my beloved lord, I will never forgive myself! And if he lives — neither will he!