Quotes from Yahtzee Croshaw

Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)

The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't

He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.