Quotes from Yvonne Collins

Thanks to Scoop, I've learned a lot about how the male mind works, and as a result I've been having nightmares for months.

What do you want?" I ask. "A large slice of humble pie?" "We don't serve that here." "Sure we do," Dan calls. "But you ate it all." I glance over my shoulder at him. "Do you mind?

Dream on," I say. "I will set up a date with one hot girl and make sure she gets the word out about how great you are." "Deal," Tyler says. "On one condition: the hot girl has to be you.